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Day 2…Something you love about yourself.

There are lots of things I love about myself. This list can go on for hours. I’ll try to keep it brief.

What I love the most about me is the way I love the people in my life. The people who I treasure. The friends and family who stick by me no matter what. The people who know me and accept me the way I am. The ones who know I would never do anything hurtful, harmful or disrespectful to them. That’s just not me. I may have a ferocious tongue, coated with battery acid…but to my inner circle, I have a crazy soft spot. I am a charitable person. A good person. I may not always come across that way because of my wildly big mouth, but there isn’t any one of my good friends that I wouldn’t lay my life on the line for if need be. If I tell you I am going to do something, I do it. If I tell you I am going to be somewhere, I will be there. If I tell you not to worry about something, don’t worry about it.

My word is my bond. Always. It’s really all any of us have in this world that we can give that is a direct reflection of who we are. That is why I take HUGE exception to being accused of being a liar…ever. I can be accused of being many things in this world, but a liar is never one of them. And, when you cross that bridge with me and accuse me of something like that, rest assured, I won’t even glance backwards in your direction.

The way I figure it is this…if you don’t know me well enough to know the things I would and would not do, then we have no business being friends in the first place.

I love that about me.

The other thing I love about me? The ability to admit when I am wrong. I have said and done some pretty heinous shit in my lifetime, but when I know what I did was wrong, I will always apologize for it. And not one of those insincere “Well, I’m sorry if you feel that way”, or better still…”I’m an asshole, let’s just forget about it”. No. If I went out of my way to hurt you and you didn’t deserve it, I will go out of my way to apologize to you. The right way. Not like the Fonz who can’t admit he’s wr…wr…wr…wrong! Likewise, I expect you to give me the same courtesy. If you fucked up, be a big girl and admit it so we can move forward.

That said, it is time for the…

BREAST CANCER AWARENESS MONTH INFO OF THE DAY:

Every 2 minutes, there is a new breast cancer diagnosis.

Every 14 minutes, a life is lost to the disease.

Over 40,000 people will die this year; about 400 of them will be men.

85% of all diagnoses have no family history.

1 in 8 women will be diagnosed with breast cancer.

Breast cancer is the leading cause of death in women between ages 40 and 55.

Make sure to feel your boobies this month and every month, Ladies. The best time to do self exams is the same day every month. The time your breasts are the fullest are right before your period, so make sure to do it AFTER your period so you can get a better feel for what is going on in there. The days of having to do little circular motions with your fingertips are long over. Just pick the girls up and give them a good squeeze or two. What you are looking for are lumps, hard lumps…things that have almost a “coral” feel to them, like a sharp rock. Also, cancer generally does not hurt, so if you have a lump that’s sore, it is more likely a cyst or benign growth. Take ye to the OB/GYN and get it checked out.

Protect your girls. Save your life. Feel your boobies once a month…for life.

30 Days of Truth…and BOOBS!!!

I saw a few people doing this meme. I don’t usually jump in the meme thing, but I thought this one would provoke me to start blogging again a bit more consistently. I have a beautiful new template layout all ready to go and still haven’t hung it up here yet because I haven’t been blogging very much. But, I figured this might be a good foray into getting that jump start that I need. So, 30 days of truth…one post a day, 30 days worth. I was going to start it a few days ago, but my crazy OCD won’t allow for me to start on a random numbered day. I waited for October 1st. The meme includes the following questions:

Day 01 → Something you hate about yourself.
Day 02 → Something you love about yourself.
Day 03 → Something you have to forgive yourself for.
Day 04 → Something you have to forgive someone for.
Day 05 → Something you hope to do in your life.
Day 06 → Something you hope you never have to do.
Day 07 → Someone who has made your life worth living for.
Day 08 → Someone who made your life hell, or treated you like shit.
Day 09 → Someone you didn’t want to let go, but just drifted.
Day 10 → Someone you need to let go, or wish you didn’t know.
Day 11 → Something people seem to compliment you the most on.
Day 12 → Something you never get compliments on.
Day 13 → A band or artist that has gotten you through some tough ass days. (write a letter.)
Day 14 → A hero that has let you down. (letter)
Day 15 → Something or someone you couldn’t live without, because you’ve tried living without it.
Day 16 → Someone or something you definitely could live without.
Day 17 → A book you’ve read that changed your views on something.
Day 18 → Your views on gay marriage.
Day 19 → What do you think of religion? Or what do you think of politics?
Day 20 → Your views on drugs and alcohol.
Day 21 → (scenario) Your best friend is in a car accident and you two got into a fight an hour before. What do you do?
Day 22 → Something you wish you hadn’t done in your life.
Day 23 → Something you wish you had done in your life.
Day 24 → Make a playlist to someone, and explain why you chose all the songs. (Just post the titles and artists and letter)
Day 25 → The reason you believe you’re still alive today.
Day 26 → Have you ever thought about giving up on life? If so, when and why?
Day 27 → What’s the best thing going for you right now?
Day 28 → What if you were pregnant or got someone pregnant, what would you do?
Day 29 → Something you hope to change about yourself. And why.
Day 30 → A letter to yourself, tell yourself EVERYTHING you love about yourself.

So here we go. Something I hate about myself. This is pretty easy. The thing I hate most about myself is probably one of the things I also like about myself if that makes any sense. The thing I hate the most is my “I don’t give a shit what other people think of me” attitude. This attitude has it’s good points. For example, it allows me to speak freely at any time, any place in any situation. However, it has also gotten me into a fair amount of trouble with people that I do care about. And, it is because I care about certain people that I really should care what they think of me. Sometimes, I am not very tactful. I have been working on this for the past few months. I am trying to put the ol’ brain in gear before letting the mouth (or, in this case, fingertips) go into overdrive. I find that people who say they don’t give a shit about what other people think use it more as a defense mechanism for bad behavior. That’s the truth of it. When someone removes me from due to something that I have a strong opinion about, I tend to say “Fuck it. I don’t give a shit.” But, sometimes, I do. And it bothers me. Then I start to dwell on it. Eventually, it starts to eat at me a little bit. Usually not enough for me to apologize for my actions even when I feel that an apology may be justified. I never usually intend to hurt people. It doesn’t start out that way, but 9 times out of 10, it ends up that way. I know I have hurt a few people I used to be good friends with because I also can be judgmental and I have a passion for getting caught up in drama. Again, I am working on both of those things. It’s hard to undo something you have done for 44 years of your life overnight. However, the last time I did something that was pretty rotten, I did apologize to the parties involved. Not because I cared so much what they thought about me, but more because I care what “I” think of me. And, that particular situation made me feel bad about myself. Do I regret the things I say? Sure, sometimes. Then again, sometimes, I feel they are things that need to be said and I am unapologetic about it. There needs to be a happy medium there. You can say the things that need to be said…only, I think it’s best to say it to someone directly as opposed to passively saying things to others, hoping that the intended target “accidentally” gets wind of it. I’m normally not a passive/aggressive person so I really want to kind of edge that out of my life. I have always been the kind of person to say something to someone’s face (or Facebook, if you will). This “I don’t care” attitude has not served me well in the past and I don’t foresee that this will change for me in the future. I am working on improving myself just a little, every day. But, you know, Rome wasn’t built in a fucking day. Neither was I. I’m not quite where I want to be just yet, but I know I am heading in a better direction.

But yeah, I don’t like that part of me very much. I would rather use my powers for good than evil. One day at a time, I suppose.

It’s really all any of us can do.

Now, all that happy horseshit aside, Ladies…this month is Breast Cancer Awareness Month. It is time once more to pay attention to your fun bags, your sweater cows, your tata’s, your boobies or whatever the hell you call them. Along with the 30 days of truth, I will be talking about taking care of the tits of doom, how to give a self breast exam, what you need to look for/feel for and how you can invite your partner to help you! So, make sure to put on your PINK all month long in support of the titty brigade.

If you have the chance, stop by FeelYourBoobies.com to sign up and join the awareness group. You can send reminders to all your female friends and relatives about the importance of breast exams. Let’s help keep the boobies bouncing along healthfully and happily!

Facebook Meme…

I don’t like doing meme’s on Facebook. They are a waste of time. No one ever really reads them anyway. So I got tagged for this one. I will do it here instead because I really don’t have the time, effort or energy to write about anything else on my blog today. So here goes:

1. What time did you get up this morning?
2pm. I was in a xanax induced coma.

2. How do you like your steak?
Medium rare. Still mooing would be preferable.

3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
I don’t remember. I think it was the Hangover, but tonight it will be Inglorious Basterds because Quentin Tarantino is God.

4. What is your favorite TV show?
Dexter, Nurse Jackie and Weeds. Showtime rules.

5. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?
New York City.

6. What did you have for breakfast?
Bagel and Cream Cheese, like a good Jew.

7. What is your favorite cuisine?
Lobster.

8. What foods do you dislike?
Liver and onions. Unless it’s chopped liver.

9. Favorite Places to Eat?
The Lobster Pot in Madeira Beach, Florida.

10. Favorite dressing
Honey Mustard

11.What kind of vehicle do you drive?
Nissan Pathfinder

12. What are your favorite clothes?
Nothing. I prefer naked. Otherwise, it’s jeans and a t-shirt with heels.

13. Where would you visit if you had the chance?
Hawaii or Israel.

14. Cup 1/2 empty or 1/2 full?
I drank it, so it’s empty.

15. Where would you want to retire?
Near the water

16. Favorite time of day?
evening

17. Where were you born?
Rego Park, New York.

18. What is your favorite sport to watch?
FOOTBALL!!!

22. Bird watcher?
Yes, if it shits on me.

23. Are you a morning person or a night person?
Night person.

24. Pets?
Cats. Dogs. Kids.

25. Any new and exciting news that you’d like to share?
100 days sober.

26. What did you want to be when you were little?
A ballerina…but then my tits got too big.

27. What is your best childhood memory?
Playing Charlie’s Angels with Abby and Lee.

28. Are you a cat or dog person?
Dogs, definately.

29. Are you married?
yes

30. Always wear your seat belt?
yes

31. Been in a car accident?
yes

32. Any pet peeves?
Annoying people

33. Favorite pizza topping?
Extra Cheese

34. Favorite Flower?
Stargazer Lily

35. Favorite ice cream?
Chocolate

36. Favorite fast food restaurant?
Mickey D’s

37. How many times did you fail your driver’s test?
Never.

38. From whom did you get your last email?
A special friend.

39. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Bloomingdales.

40. Do anything spontaneous lately?
Can’t talk about it

41. Like your job?
I don’t work.

42. Broccoli?
If I must.

43. What was your favorite vacation?
Who remembers. It was in Vegas though.

44. Last person you went out to dinner with?
My husband.

45. What are you listening to right now?
Michael Jackson (shut the fuck up, haters!)

46. What is your favorite color?
Orange.

47. How many tattoos do you have?
2

48. Do you prefer girth over length or length over girth?
Girth over length, though both are nice.

49. Bra size?
44F

50. Coffee Drinker?
Only if there is no Iced Tea available.

20 Things I Want You To Hear…

I stole this meme from Miss Britt. Basically what you do, per Britt, is:

“…the blogger makes a list of random things they wish they could say to someone, but they don’t name names. The readers then either join in with their own lists of anonymous statements, or spend the rest of their day trying to figure out who the blogger was hypothetically speaking to. And wondering if it was them.”

Britt took the high road and made all the comments positive. Even Avitable managed to do the same. *shudders* I took a screenshot of that because I don’t think we will see the likes of that ever again in this lifetime.

So, instead of following along for the lovefest, I am just going to say 20 random things regardless if they sound sappy…or passive aggressive. You may find yourself among the people that I post about.

1. I wish I could be you for a day, just so I would understand why you are the way you are and perhaps, open your mind up just a bit more.

2. I am so glad you have found the happiness you so richly deserve. I don’t know anyone who deserves it more than you.

3. I wish we lived closer. I would love to be around you 24/7 because you make me laugh from the soul.

4. I pray for you everyday. You need it.

5. If I were to marry a woman, you would be the one I would choose.

6. You think you are better than me. You’re entitled to think that. I prefer to think we are just different. That’s all.

7. I never thought I would get over you until the day I woke up and realized that I have. It’s very liberating to be out from under your spell.

8. You’re a mean person through and through. I don’t know how anyone who is so beautiful on the outside can be so bitter and rotten on the inside.

9. You should have been my first. Things would be so much different for me if you had been.

10. You’re one of the only people that I allow to treat me like shit. I know you don’t mean it. You have more problems than most people…so I cut you some slack.

11. The kindest thing I have ever heard from anyone came from you.

12. I wish I could be more like you. I have so much respect for you and the way you put others before yourself all the time.

13. I should have been there for you more than I was. Perhaps you would still be here with me if I had been.

14. You are a total attention whore. You really don’t need to be. If you would just be yourself, people would see you the way I do.

15. I would tell you about the impact you have had on my life if I thought you would care to know.

16. Your struggles are my struggles. I learn a little bit about myself everyday just by watching you.

17. I am proud of you. I should tell you this more often. You deserve to know.

18. I used to beat myself up for the things I did to you. I’m over it now. You should get over it too.

19. For a smart person, you sure do a lot of stupid things.

20. I don’t mean to hurt you with the things I say and do. I just think you are a little thin skinned and need to grow up a little bit. You should know me better.

Find yourself among these 20 items? Could be I am talking to you or about you. Feel free to grab one of these and consider it yours. Maybe it is about you after all.