Category Archives: laziness

Focus 52: "May Flowers"

No.  Really.  No “May Flowers.” 

Did you all truly think I was kidding last week?

Here’s your “May Flower.”  Deal with it. 

I am too delirious right now to comprise a post.   Do you want suckage…or would you rather have me back, fully rested and raring to go? 

Yes, that’s what I thought.  So um, in the meantime…hope all you Momsicles out there had a Happy Mother’s Day.  I personally got $100 in DSW gift certificates which is the retail equivalent of 5 orgasms.  So, happy shoe shopping for me.  Got PJ’s.  Got jewelry.  Got candles.  Got flowers. (yes, I could have taken a photo of those for “May Flowers” and been perfectly safe in doing so.  So what?  I just thought of that just now…and NOW, I am pressed for time.  Fuck it.)  Got Glee CD’s and DVD’s.  Got gift certificates for Ross.  Got a big damn fat assed cake. 

Most of all, I got laid.  Awesomely, supremely laid.  The Hotband busted out some moves, circa us…1999.  Threw down the PIPE, dudes.  Rocked it out.  Word!  And that is what got me into this whole “Mother’s Day” mess in the first place…so I suppose there is some poetic justice in that. 

Just would have been nice to have had some new shoes up on his shoulders.

Ah well, that’s what next weekend is for.

Overall, a nice weekend that included my baby boy, my big girl, my son in law, and my grandbabies.  Truthfully, what more could a girl want?

Well, shoes…but again, that’s what next weekend is for.  Oh, and another Israeli missile lodged in my bunker of love.  And THAT, is what right now is for…which is why you got this lame ass post.

I do have priorities you know.

Peace, Bitches.  xoxo

Focus 52: "The View From Here"

This is the view from here.

In my mirror.  I’m looking a little run down.  Tired, but happy.  Frankly, I have nothing spectacular to offer up this week because my heart is just not in it right now.  I’m just so tired.  I’ve been taking midterms, studying, writing term papers, finishing up homework.  Exhausted is not nearly an understatement.

But, I found time to offer up a weak, half assed smile to you guys, because you have been such a strong means of support for me.  I appreciate that.  I need the words every so often.

I also think I have realized that gray is SO not my color.  Washes me out, don’t you think?

Next week’s prompt is “Silly”.  I will be going away for the weekend with a girlfriend of mine that I haven’t seen in 13 years.  I imagine “silly” is going to take place quite often.  Incidentally, I will be in Washington, DC…so if you hear of any disturbances at the White House, look around for your favorite Jewish Princess.

I won’t be the one wearing gray.