My ass is fried!

The hotband and I went to the beach this weekend to celebrate my 30 days of sobriety *yay!* While frolicking about in the ocean, we both got nasty sunburns. And no, do not lecture me on the benefits of sunscreen. I am a dermatology nurse. I know this already. I didn’t want anything standing in the way of my golden bronze tan! Y’all know that a tan makes you look healthier (read: thinner) and that is really all I care about. I will deal with the skin cancer issue when it comes up.

Well, my shoulders are so fried that I can scarcely reach around to wipe my own fat ass! I haven’t been able to lay down in three fucking days. Today is the first day that I showered without feeling like I was being stabbed repeatedly by some crazed lunatic. Forget about sex…that is out of the question. We both look like lobsters and are walking around like mummies…all stiff legged and arms. It’s ridiculous.

However, I do have this gorgeous radiant glow. Oh the things we are willing to do for beauty!

6 thoughts on “My ass is fried!

  1. Yankee Girl

    Women are totally crazy! I do this too. I love the benefits of a nice suntan and will take whatever measures to look skinny.

    Oh the price we pay for beauty! It’s totally worth it though!

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  2. Turnbaby

    You probably know this but I –of the fish belly Irish skin– discovered something after i got burned while we were sealing the deck.

    I had a nice tube of A & D ointment after my tattoo and my skin felt so tight I thought ‘why not’? Not only did my bad burn barely peel but it helped the tightness and the pain.

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  3. Deb

    Totally reminds me of your horrific experiences as a skin care nurse seeing the gruesome effects of what the sun can do.

    Do you remember the cauliflower story? lol! (haha)

    Well hopefully you’ll feel better so you can get some from hotband….

    AND CONGRATS on your 30 days!
    Love and hugs to you!
    xoxo

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  4. DutchBitch

    Well at least it’s a radiant glow and not a radioactive glow, LOL.

    And if you say “forget about sex” it MUST be bad!!! Holy shit!

    Yay on the 30 days (which by now is 34 days!)

    * SMOOCH *

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