The hotband and I went to the beach this weekend to celebrate my 30 days of sobriety *yay!* While frolicking about in the ocean, we both got nasty sunburns. And no, do not lecture me on the benefits of sunscreen. I am a dermatology nurse. I know this already. I didn’t want anything standing in the way of my golden bronze tan! Y’all know that a tan makes you look healthier (read: thinner) and that is really all I care about. I will deal with the skin cancer issue when it comes up.
Well, my shoulders are so fried that I can scarcely reach around to wipe my own fat ass! I haven’t been able to lay down in three fucking days. Today is the first day that I showered without feeling like I was being stabbed repeatedly by some crazed lunatic. Forget about sex…that is out of the question. We both look like lobsters and are walking around like mummies…all stiff legged and arms. It’s ridiculous.
However, I do have this gorgeous radiant glow. Oh the things we are willing to do for beauty!